You know you drive a ____ when _____.

[l3it3r]

You know you drive an SRT4 when Mustang drivers, Camaro Drivers, Subaru drivers, Civic Drivers, Focus Drivers, AstroVan Drivers, and even that sweet little old lady next door, gives you one of the following at a red light:
A thumbs up... followed shortly by the thumbs down and a little tounge action
A simple thumbs down
A head nod, and then laughter
A look at the car, and then the driver, and then the shake of the head
A smile, followed by laughter.


...AND THEN, at the next light, they ask one of the following:
Is that NEON?! WTF did you do to that?
WTF is that?
That thing got a HEMI?


and of course, there's always someone faster, so ocasionally you get:

"Did you REALLY think that POS would be faster? HAHAHAHAHA"

:roll: I'm bored.


You know you're driving a volvo when... no one cares.

[thestereogod]

HAHAHAHA it's funny cause its true the former more than the latter tho

[agent snowpeople]

you know your driving a volvo when you survive a crash.

[l3it3r]

you know your driving a volvo when you survive a crash.

Now that's true. Hyprspec and I were in a volvo V70 that I crashed into a guard rail, and we didnt FEEL it.

[Pez]

You know you drive a Spec-V when you are afraid of cats and butterflies.

[Red Snake]

You know you drive a bad azz truck when mustang drivers, camaro drivers, GTO drivers, honda drivers, subaru drivers, etc won't even acknowledge your head nod at a red light. :twisted:

[agent snowpeople]

:roll:




j/k

[l3it3r]

you know you drive an SRT10 when Lightning owners say "if I werent stock"

[redline13]

You know you drive a saturn when. . . you can put a "rubbermade" sticker on your car, and not feel bad about it.

[agent snowpeople]

hey red, you brought me to this site.

[redline13]

hey red, you brought me to this site.


Sweet, from TR right?

[thestereogod]

you know you drive a tracker when everyone laughs at you :cry:

[redline13]

you know you drive a tracker when everyone laughs at you :cry:


+1 ROFLMFAO!

[thestereogod]

trust me on that one

[thestereogod]

you know you drive a WRX when it never goes into 3rd gear

[thestereogod]

you know you drive a gm when you sign the rental agreement

[Red Snake]

:roll:




j/k

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[FROG]

LMFAO - good thread

[agent snowpeople]

yes i am from tr. i love that site, been on it for like 3 years

[sheek360]

You know you drive a saturn when. . . you can put a "rubbermade" sticker on your car, and not feel bad about it.

:lol:

you know you drive a saturn when everyone makes you feel underestimated, till they here the blower! :twisted:

[AcezHigh]

You know you drive a POS when you turn the key and nothing happens...

[l3it3r]

You know you drive a Neon when everyone makes sure you know that you drive a neon.

[RedDragonV09]

You know you drive a N/A Nismo Spec V when you leave a Vette on the 270* on ramp to the interstate, but then he soon passes you doing 130 while youve got it floored only doing 100

[l3it3r]

You know you drive a N/A Nismo Spec V when you leave a Vette on the 270* on ramp to the interstate, but then he soon passes you doing 130 while youve got it floored only doing 100

and not going towards a much higher speed than that for a LONG time.


lol, SpecVs are GREAT down low, but MAN, their top end is SOOOO slow

[RedDragonV09]

Ive gotten it up to 145 it took a minute, but it got there in a decent amount of time.

[thestereogod]

had my SRT to 153 and i think chris had his to 162

[l3it3r]

had my SRT to 153 and i think chris had his to 162

162 w/GPS confirmation.

World's fastest SRT4 has gone over 236MPH. Stock aerodynamics, stock block, stock transimission.

[1080me]

You know you drive a Honda when everyone one in the world hates on you.

[thestereogod]

you know you drive a mustang when you think you everyone likes you

[thestereogod]

you know you drive a viper when.... well....uh.... well you just know ;)

[1080me]

you know you drive a mustang when you think you everyone likes you



Lol that's just wrong.

[bad_azz_69]

You know you drive a fast car when a cobra wont race you !!!

[l3it3r]

you know you drive a viper when.... well....uh.... well you just know ;)

When the only american car you would buy other than it is a Z06 or Ford GT.

[thestereogod]

or an ME412 ;) (please DCX)

[l3it3r]

or an ME412 ;) (please DCX)

POSSIBLY the Corsair SRT-12 :twisted: :twisted:

[WS-6]

You know you have a powerful car when you loose every race on the street cause you smoke the tires at 70mph.


You know you drive a supra when you have a 1000rwhp and still run 11.80s.

[mtnbkrpnk]

You know you drive a Honda Civic when only the local high school punks think your car is cool.

[armcorpswife]

You know you drive an Ion Redline when you go to a car meet and hear people ask what the emblem is on the front of the car.

[bad_azz_69]

You know you have alot of fuckin power when you have posi trac rear end with 10 inch wide tires and still cant take off without toastin em off.
http://myspace-142.vo.llnwd.net/01457/24/12/1457092142_m.jpg

[ryanvc76]

You know you drive a cool American car when all the German kids pull out their cell phones to take pictures as you drive by. LOL

[EVL SKTL]

You know you drive an SRT-4 when at your first time at the track you get a lil antsy shifting into second and you throw the ball from the shifter straight into your rear window.


You know you drive an SRT-4 when at a stop light you heard a BOV noise, but it isn't you or any other car but the kid in the minivan to your side mimicing the sound of your car from stop light to stop light.

You know you drive an SRT-4 when you can beat cars from a roll but get trounced from a dig.

[ryanvc76]

You know you drive an SRT-4 when you can beat cars from a roll but get trounced from a dig.


LOL... All torque and no traction. :scratch:

[EVL SKTL]

LOL... All torque and no traction. :scratch:


true that. i like your sig, there was a loud mouth mid 11sec 5.0 turbo calling B.S. on SRT-4s making fun of them for being neons then a good old '04 SRT-4 AGP Stage 4 (w/ DTEC-FCBC and tune) ran him 3 times neck and neck and the guy still was making fun of SRT-4s untill he found out the S4 was on low 19psi boost. next he ran 26psi and left the 5.0 by 4 car lengths in a 45-140. Needless to say the 5.0 hasn't called an SRT-4 a neon again. I probably won't be going 50trim but maybe i'll be paying AMS a visit for a GT3076R...

[NittanyMarine]

You know you drive my car when all of the Neon srt4's are in the rear view mirror. :wave:



Yes...I said Neons. ;)

[bad_azz_69]

You know your driving my car when you're in my rear view mirror. :taunt:

Nice car bro, glad to see another american car on here ! :good:

[biggamehit]

i just love the exhaust notes

[Medicanic0582]

you know you drive a trans am when everyone stops to ask you where your bird is.

[Lord-Helmet]

you know you drive a civic when you get 30+ mpg and shift at redline.. lol

you know you drive a civic when your first mods are lowering springs, intake , and a muffler .. none of which are performance oriented.. lol

you know you drive a honda when it starts rusting on the quarter panels...

you know you drive a 32 chevy 3 window with a 572BB in it when a guy in a cavalier creams himself when you drive by

( my grandpas hotrod... i was with him and this guy looked like he busted a nut in his pants when we drove by )

you know you drive the wing commanders car and everyone salutes you when you drive by without no plate on the front... haha.. i get that alot when i go thru the tech school kids area on the way back to my shop

you know you drive a HMMWV when everyone on the road gets the heck outta the way...